The Jon Arbuckle Society
Jon Arbuckle, pictured above, is a fictional character. (The fact that he is a cartoon should have given that away.) He’s the head of household, so to speak, in the cartoon strip Garfield, which debuted on June 19, 1978. Living with him are Odie, a dog best known for his mindless drooling, and Garfield, the strip’s protagonist, which Wikipedia describes as “an overweight anthropomorphic orange tabby cat noted for his sheer laziness, sarcasm, and intense passion for food, particularly lasagna.” Garfield, being what he is, can fairly be characterized as selfish, seeing Jon as a means to an end. Arbuckle is the source of lasagna, primarily, and only in rare instances does Garfield see him as a meaningful friend or source of companionship.
Which makes Garfield a pretty typical cat.
No, not the lasagna part. The owner-neglect part.
In late 2013, John Bradshaw, an anthrozoologist at England’s University of Bristol published a book called “Cat Sense.” Dr. Bradshaw’s work explored the history of cats and their domestication, taking a deeper look at how cats behave in the presence of people and, specifically, their masters. Professor Bradshaw, according to the New York Times, concluded that cats are domesticated in name only and are accurately described as wild animals which happen to no longer live in the wild. They’re domesticated, sure — they just don’t know it.
That raises a second question, though: if the cats living in our houses see themselves as wild animals in their natural habitat, from the cats perspective, there shouldn’t be any humans around. Feline brains, therefore, have to create an explanation as to who the Jon Arbuckles of the world are. We’re all cats. Bradshaw offered the following explanation, as described by CNET: “Cats think you’re just a a slightly big, dumb non-hostile cat. Quite specifically, he says that they treat humans as if they were their Mama Cat. All that rubbing up against you with their tails up is apparently no more than a hopeful check that you really are just another big, fat, slovenly cat who doesn’t intend to eat them with their Welsh Rarebit.”
To that end, Bradshaw doesn’t think that the cat you love has much appreciation for you. CBS described a kitten’s cuddles as a sign of hunger, not love; it was “how it used to get milk from its mother.” Or if you’re Garfield, lasagna from your adoptive dad.
Double Bonus!: The voice of Garfield in the TV cartoons was a guy named Lorenzo Music. As above, the voice of Garfield in “Garfield: The Movie” was Bill Murray. One of Bill Murray’s more famous roles was that of Peter Venkman in the Ghostbusters franchise. In the Ghostbusters cartoon (“The Real Ghostbusters,” for those who remember that controversy), the voice of Peter Venkman was none other than Lorenzo Music.
From the Archives: Starving Garfield: A look into the deep recesses of Garfield’s psyche.
Related: “Cat Sense: How Feline Science Can Make You a Better Friend to Your Pet” by John Bradshaw. 4.0 stars on 166 reviews.