Ten years earlier, to the day, LBJ had made his own tape — much less controversial in content. He was ordering pants.
LBJ took to the phone, calling Joe Haggar of the Haggar Clothing company. Calling the pants he previously received from the company “the best that I’ve had anywhere in the United States,” the President ordered six more pairs, for summer wear. The only problem, as the President noted on the call, is that his weight varied “10 to 15 pounds a month,” so the specifications and measurements of the old pairs were no longer appropriate.
The content of the call is not all that interesting — the President needs new pants, basically — but it is a rare glimpse into the personality of a president. LBJ was, let’s say, informal and to the point, using terms such as “bunghole,” referring to his “crotch” as “down where your nuts hang,” and at one point, audibly burping into the phone.
One can listen to the recording here.
From the Archives: Mayor, Mock Us: Another leader with pants-related antics.
Related reading: “Lyndon Johnson and the American Dream,” the source of the bonus fact above, authored by Pulitzer Prize winner Doris Kearns Goodwin. Four stars on 36 reviews. Also: You can buy Fresca on Amazon, but as of this writing, it’s going to cost you a ton — $49.99 for a six-pack of two liter bottles. (In case the price changes in the interim, check out the reviews, showing a price near $80.)